Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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