Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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