I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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