How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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