First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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