and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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