have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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