Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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