Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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