I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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