The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
