Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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