North Korea, Best Korea!
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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