I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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