soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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