Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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