Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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