What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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