I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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