I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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