what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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