yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He better not be in your backpack
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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