let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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