Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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