He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize