butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wish i was in the wii world.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
