I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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