Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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