Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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