Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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