just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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