i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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