That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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