so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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