He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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