hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
