check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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