i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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