Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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