Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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