I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize