so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Two words: nipple clamps
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