and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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