1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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