you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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