BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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