he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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