He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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