Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
