im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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