We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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