i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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