I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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