im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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