in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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