dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
