He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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